A West Virginia couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them What finally made them make the decision--why after nine children? Would they choose to do this? The husband & wife replied that they had read in a recent article that One out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, And they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because Neither of them could speak Spanish.
